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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Sharpton, Thurmond: Related?

The Rev. Al Sharpton wants his DNA tested agianst that of the late Senator Strom Thurmond to see if they are related. What do you think?
  • "Finally people are listening to me. I've been saying how Sharpton has Thurmond's eyes for years now"

    Tina Fischer Genealogist
  • "Sharpton should be grateful. He never would've gotten where he is if he wasn't white."

    Brian McDormand Systems Analyst
  • "I think it's pretty obvious that they're not related. Sharpton and Thurmond are two totally different last names."

    David Kleist Headstone Craftsman
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