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Sharpton, Thurmond: Related?

The Rev. Al Sharpton wants his DNA tested agianst that of the late Senator Strom Thurmond to see if they are related. What do you think?
  • "Finally people are listening to me. I've been saying how Sharpton has Thurmond's eyes for years now"

    Tina Fischer Genealogist
  • "Sharpton should be grateful. He never would've gotten where he is if he wasn't white."

    Brian McDormand Systems Analyst
  • "I think it's pretty obvious that they're not related. Sharpton and Thurmond are two totally different last names."

    David Kleist Headstone Craftsman

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