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J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

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Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

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Sherpas May Add Ladder At Top Of Everest

Aiming to ease congestion and increase the number of climbers they can take to the top of the mountain, Sherpa guides are considering adding a ladder to the nearly vertical 40-foot final ascent at the peak of Mount Everest. What do you think?

  • “They want you to climb a 40-foot ladder? That’s terrifying!”

    Marley Lyster Carbon Lamp Cleaner
  • “Someone slipping off one of those icy rungs is a lawsuit just waiting to happen.”

    Brian Croughwell Offal Separator
  • "God, can these Sherpas get any lazier?”

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