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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Sherpas May Add Ladder At Top Of Everest

Aiming to ease congestion and increase the number of climbers they can take to the top of the mountain, Sherpa guides are considering adding a ladder to the nearly vertical 40-foot final ascent at the peak of Mount Everest. What do you think?

  • “They want you to climb a 40-foot ladder? That’s terrifying!”

    Marley Lyster Carbon Lamp Cleaner
  • “Someone slipping off one of those icy rungs is a lawsuit just waiting to happen.”

    Brian Croughwell Offal Separator
  • "God, can these Sherpas get any lazier?”

    Erik Ruge Motorcycle Racer

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