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Nauseatingly Precious NYC Couples To Walk Around In Rain

The Onion Weather Center looks at New York City where heavy rain causes obnoxious loving couples to come out and walk around the city like a bunch of assholes who have never seen rain before, and an impending blackout gives the city's working class its...

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Sherrod To Sue Breitbart

Shirley Sherrod, the former U.S. Department of Agriculture employee who lost her job because a heavily edited video posted online made her look like a racist, plans on suing blogger Andrew Breitbart for posting it. What do you think?

  • "Litigiousness often goes hand in hand with unrepentant racism."

    Justin Bell Systems Analyst
  • "I'm always scared of people taking my words out of context. That's why I make sure never to say the words 'I am a racist.' Oh wait, crap."

    Lynda Cross Radial Arm-Saw Operator
  • "Suing people who edit online videos unfairly isn't going to solve the problem. Unfairly editing an online video in direct retaliation is going to solve the problem."

    Oren Parnell Nozzle Worker
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