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Shipwreck Found In Search For MH370

The remains of a 19th-century ship have been found by search teams currently sweeping the Indian Ocean for signs of missing Malaysian Airlines flight 370, the second shipwreck the search has uncovered within the past year. What do you think?

  • “Did they check under the shipwreck?”

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  • “Well, I suppose as long as they’re finding lost vessels, it’s $150 million well spent.”

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  • “Man, they really sucked at sailing back then.”

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