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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Shipwreck Found In Search For MH370

The remains of a 19th-century ship have been found by search teams currently sweeping the Indian Ocean for signs of missing Malaysian Airlines flight 370, the second shipwreck the search has uncovered within the past year. What do you think?

  • “Did they check under the shipwreck?”

    Del Gordman Podcast Technician
  • “Well, I suppose as long as they’re finding lost vessels, it’s $150 million well spent.”

    Violet Keene Tourism Booster
  • “Man, they really sucked at sailing back then.”

    Wilson Poore Ant Researcher

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