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Should Arafat Be Removed?

Many see Palestinian President Yasser Arafat as a roadblock to Mideast peace. What do you think?
  • "Arafat needs to be taught a lesson he'll never survive to forget."

    Scot Armstrong Systems Analyst
  • "These brutish Palestinians need to learn that democracy is about choosing a leader who can speak for all Americans."

    James Eason Lawyer
  • "Hey, there's nothing like martyring a leader to calm the Palestinian extremists."

    Jason Mantzoukas Deliveryman
  • "Arafat should get out of politics. It would give him time to focus on his Baby AraPhat line of Palestinian urban wear."

    Jon Daly Waiter
  • "Arafat should be replaced with someone younger and cuter, like that dreamy Hamas hunk Hafiz Mahmet al-Bahri. Oh, he was assassinated?"

    Tara Copeland Legal Assistant
  • "The question is not 'Should Arafat leave Israel?' The question is 'Why hasn't everybody left Israel?'"

    Christine Walters Loan Counselor

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