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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Should Boys Get HPV Vaccine?

Medical professionals are currently deciding whether using the HPV vaccine to decrease the risk of certain cancers in boys is worth the cost of the immunization treatment. What do you think?

  • "Absolutely they should! Helping kids realize their dream of low-risk, condomless sex is why I became an epidemiologist in the first place."

    Caroline Wheeler Epidemiologist
  • "This vaccine could easily be administered during a mass embarrassing physical at school."

    Matt Fingerman Window Washer
  • "What? Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but it's the woman's job to make sure she doesn't get something from the man."

    Robert Flake Sign Painter
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