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Trump Casually Informs Pence He Going To Make One Or Two Appearances During Speech

CLEVELAND—Pulling his running mate aside backstage at the Republican National Convention just minutes before the Indiana governor was scheduled to formally accept the party’s vice presidential nomination, GOP candidate Donald Trump casually informed Mike Pence that he would probably make one or two quick appearances during the Midwestern conservative’s headlining speech tonight.

‘Heed My Tragic Story Well, Friends, For You Could Just As Easily Be Me,’ Says Chris Christie In Haunting RNC Speech

CLEVELAND—A thrall sweeping over the assembled GOP officials and party members Tuesday as he recounted his chilling tale of hubris, New Jersey governor Chris Christie reportedly entreated those at the Republican National Convention to consider the sad story of his own dizzying rise and ignominious fall, offering a bitter warning to all in attendance that his terrible fate could befall any one of them.
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Should Rumsfeld Resign?

As the investigation into abuses at Abu Ghraib prison continues, some Americans are urging Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld to step down. What do you think?
  • "Donald Rumsfeld can't be held responsible for the misdeeds of every last soldier who obeys his orders."

    Gary Harless Systems Analyst
  • "Firing Rumsfeld is unnecessary. If we demote him to Secretary of Health and Human Services for a while, he'll fall into line."

    Karen Heck Saleswoman
  • "If anyone has the balls to fire Rumsfeld, I say go ahead."

    Tammy Hainzlsperger Botanist
  • "Making Rumsfeld resign would be wrong, what with him being pregnant and all."

    Michael Paulson Machinist
  • "Rumsfeld should be replaced with one of those peace-loving hackysack-kicking hippies that serve as his undersecretaries."

    Joshua Anderson Clerk
  • "Look, if we start by holding one member of Bush's administration responsible for his actions, where's it all gonna end?"

    Richard Gehl Trial Lawyer

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