Should The U.S. Help Haiti?

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Should The U.S. Help Haiti?

President Bush has ordered the deployment of 200 marines to Port-au-Prince, Haiti as part of an "interim international force" to restore stability in the region. What do you think?
  • "Why should we risk our soldiers' lives when Haiti could simply raise a voodoo army of the dead and protect themselves?"

    Daniel Young
    Engineer
  • "Haiti's really small. Why don't we send that 'Army Of One' I keep hearing about on television?"

    Kathleen Scott
    Auditing Clerk
  • "These Haitians should not be asking what America can do for them, but what they can do for America."

    Scott Lopez
    Fabricator
  • "I spent a week in Tahiti with this shorty I was banging last year. I know it's a different country, but I wanted people to know I was banging a shorty as recently as a year ago."

    Timothy Franks
    Laborer
  • "Last time I checked, the Haitians were doing a pretty good job of shooting the place up on their own."

    Andrew Hill
    Systems Analyst
  • "God helps countries that help themselves."

    Brenda Walker
    Talent Director
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