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Shriver, Schwarzenegger Separate

After 25 years of marriage, former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and former NBC News reporter Maria Shriver announced they are separating. What do you think?

  • “So they’ll both pay each other alimony?”

    Kal Li Racket Stringer
  • "Look, no flame burns eternal. Even the groping muscleman flame can fade."

    Zeke Totman Banking Pin Adjuster
  • "Arnold and Maria have asked for compassion and respect from the media and public during this difficult time, and I intend to comply with that request. Sorry."

    Mary Kate Pruzhanov Sales Manager

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