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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Shutdown Halts Craft Beer Production

The federal agency that approves new brewing companies, beer recipes, and beer labels has been closed amid the government shutdown, halting the opening of new craft breweries throughout the U.S. and delaying the rollout of specialty and seasonal beers. What do you think?

  • “Not the seasonals!”

    James Osteen Information Scientist
  • “This might be just the spur I need to go on and on about homebrewing.”

    Chris Leggett Adobe Maker
  • “These are the dark times that were foretold in the prophecy.”

    Nicole Rebhorn High Rigger

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