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NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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Sibling Bullying Just As Bad As Peer Bullying

A recent study found that kids who were physically or psychologically bullied by siblings suffered comparable or even worse mental health outcomes than if they were bullied by neighbors or classmates. What do you think?

  • “Really? Because I always thought about how neat it’d be if the bully at my school lived in the same house where I slept.”

    Arif Naser Editorial Assistant
  • “In my experience, both sibling and school bullying can be equally effective.”

    Marvin Benson Clam Grader
  • “But I saw my little brother singing a Cyndi Lauper song into a hairbrush. Am I supposed to let that slide?”

    Ruby Dewhurst Systems Analyst

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