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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Sibling Bullying Just As Bad As Peer Bullying

A recent study found that kids who were physically or psychologically bullied by siblings suffered comparable or even worse mental health outcomes than if they were bullied by neighbors or classmates. What do you think?

  • “Really? Because I always thought about how neat it’d be if the bully at my school lived in the same house where I slept.”

    Arif Naser Editorial Assistant
  • “In my experience, both sibling and school bullying can be equally effective.”

    Marvin Benson Clam Grader
  • “But I saw my little brother singing a Cyndi Lauper song into a hairbrush. Am I supposed to let that slide?”

    Ruby Dewhurst Systems Analyst

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