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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.

Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist Position

WASHINGTON—Touting his lengthy tenure in the White House and close personal relationships with the president of the United States and first lady, executives at Brownstein Hyatt Farber Schreck announced Monday that once the current administration steps down later this week, the departing Bo Obama will officially join their high-powered K Street lobbying firm.
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Sibling Bullying Just As Bad As Peer Bullying

A recent study found that kids who were physically or psychologically bullied by siblings suffered comparable or even worse mental health outcomes than if they were bullied by neighbors or classmates. What do you think?

  • “Really? Because I always thought about how neat it’d be if the bully at my school lived in the same house where I slept.”

    Arif Naser Editorial Assistant
  • “In my experience, both sibling and school bullying can be equally effective.”

    Marvin Benson Clam Grader
  • “But I saw my little brother singing a Cyndi Lauper song into a hairbrush. Am I supposed to let that slide?”

    Ruby Dewhurst Systems Analyst

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