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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Sibling Bullying Just As Bad As Peer Bullying

A recent study found that kids who were physically or psychologically bullied by siblings suffered comparable or even worse mental health outcomes than if they were bullied by neighbors or classmates. What do you think?

  • “Really? Because I always thought about how neat it’d be if the bully at my school lived in the same house where I slept.”

    Arif Naser Editorial Assistant
  • “In my experience, both sibling and school bullying can be equally effective.”

    Marvin Benson Clam Grader
  • “But I saw my little brother singing a Cyndi Lauper song into a hairbrush. Am I supposed to let that slide?”

    Ruby Dewhurst Systems Analyst
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