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Best Sports Video Games Of All Time

With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.
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Signs Of Dinosaur ‘Foreplay’ Discovered

Paleontologists in Colorado have found scratch patterns left by dinosaurs that appear to be nest-building maneuvers, but because no evidence of nesting was found at the site, scientists hypothesize these marks were in fact part of the males’ mating ritual to entice females to build nests with them. What do you think?

  • “This completely changes how I picture dinosaur sex.”

    Damian Nix Water Marketer
  • “If only we’d learned this in time for Jurassic World to include a climactic dirt-scratching scene!”

    Rick Swanson Gaffer
  • “Weird. Trilobites always seemed more like the settling-down type to me.”

    Cora Schiff Prayer Copywriter

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