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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Sims Sales Top 100 Million

EA Games announced that it has sold 100 million units of its life-simulation video game The Sims since 2000. What do you think?
  • "Pac-Man. Now there's a classic."

    Wendy Garelick Pollster
  • "Computer games are for pussies. I play with real dolls."

    Otis Hazelden Systems Analyst
  • "So one in three Americans isn't actually real?"

    Brian Salmon DVD Retailer

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