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Sims Sales Top 100 Million

EA Games announced that it has sold 100 million units of its life-simulation video game The Sims since 2000. What do you think?
  • "Pac-Man. Now there's a classic."

    Wendy Garelick
    Pollster
  • "Computer games are for pussies. I play with real dolls."

    Otis Hazelden
    Systems Analyst
  • "So one in three Americans isn't actually real?"

    Brian Salmon
    DVD Retailer
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