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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Sims Sales Top 100 Million

EA Games announced that it has sold 100 million units of its life-simulation video game The Sims since 2000. What do you think?
  • "Pac-Man. Now there's a classic."

    Wendy Garelick Pollster
  • "Computer games are for pussies. I play with real dolls."

    Otis Hazelden Systems Analyst
  • "So one in three Americans isn't actually real?"

    Brian Salmon DVD Retailer
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