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Sitting Increases Heart Disease Risk

In a recent study, people who spent more than four leisure-time hours a day sitting in front of a TV or computer screen showed a 48 percent increased risk of death. What do you think?

  • "That's fine for rich people who can afford to hire someone to hold them up while they stand, but what are the rest of us supposed to do?"

    Linda Schneiderman Train Porter
  • "That explains the giant field hospital at last year's San Diego Comic-Con."

    Greg Bartek Systems Analyst
  • "Good thing I prefer watching my programs in an adult-sized bouncy harness."

    Julio Hernandez Camera Operator

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