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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.

What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.
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Sitting Increases Heart Disease Risk

In a recent study, people who spent more than four leisure-time hours a day sitting in front of a TV or computer screen showed a 48 percent increased risk of death. What do you think?

  • "That's fine for rich people who can afford to hire someone to hold them up while they stand, but what are the rest of us supposed to do?"

    Linda Schneiderman Train Porter
  • "That explains the giant field hospital at last year's San Diego Comic-Con."

    Greg Bartek Systems Analyst
  • "Good thing I prefer watching my programs in an adult-sized bouncy harness."

    Julio Hernandez Camera Operator

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