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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Six Flags To Feature Virtual Reality Roller Coasters

This spring, Six Flags will roll out North America’s first virtual reality roller coasters, in which riders will wear VR headsets that simulate the earth’s battle with alien invaders. What do you think?



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  • “It’s amazing how science is constantly discovering new ways to make me vomit on strangers.”

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