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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.
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Six Flags Removes Confederate Flag

Amid increasing controversy over Confederate monuments, Six Flags has removed the Confederate flag from its Texas and Georgia locations. What do you think?

  • “This sullies the memory of all those who fell in the Battle of Saw Mill Log Flume.”

    John Sharp Gate Welder
  • “They can take the flag off the pole, but not off the t-shirt of the sweaty, balding man waiting in line for funnel cake.”

    Anthony Gusta Drywall Supplier
  • “Next time I hear the words ‘Six Flags controversy’ there had better be some accidental decapitations involved.”

    Lynn Wescott Geyser Attendant

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