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Skipping Breakfast Linked To Heart Attacks

According to a study appearing in the journal Circulation, older men who routinely skipped breakfast had a 27 percent higher risk of a heart attack than those who ate breakfast every morning. What do you think?

  • “That’s perfect. I love a good breakfast and I hate heart attacks.”

    Leonard Leblanc
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  • “‘Linked to’? What does that even mean?”

    Monroe Demings
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  • “I quit reading Circulation after that total hatchet job on Raynaud’s Syndrome last summer.”

    Diane Chesse
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