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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Sleep Loss Can Cause Brain Damage

A study published this week in the journal Neuroscience found that inconsistent sleep patterns, including not sleeping enough and sleeping erratic hours, can result in an irreversible loss of brain neurons. What do you think?

  • “Great. Now I’ll be up all night thinking about this.”

    William Frank Generator Operator
  • “Sure, but what you lose in neurons you make up for with the implication that you work harder than everyone else and are superior in every way.”

    Lorey Ryan Systems Analyst
  • “So now I’m both sleepy and stupid?”

    David Burrit Tennis Instructor

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