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Meth Puts Strain On ERs

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Slobodan Milosevic Dead

Former Serbian leader Slobodan Milosevic died in prison before a verdict in his four-year trial for genocide and war crimes could be rendered. What do you think?
  • "Justice is finally done…or will be done after we kill him tens of thousands more times."

    Marco Argiro
    Folk Dancer
  • "It's too bad. I had the funniest story to tell at his trial."

    Jessica Blanch
    Architect
  • "I won't be shedding any tears. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for ethnic cleansing, I was just born without tear ducts."

    Phillip Gabriel
    Portrait Photographer
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