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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.

Report: Grandpa Just Walks Like That Now

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Slobodan Milosevic Dead

Former Serbian leader Slobodan Milosevic died in prison before a verdict in his four-year trial for genocide and war crimes could be rendered. What do you think?
  • "Justice is finally done…or will be done after we kill him tens of thousands more times."

    Marco Argiro Folk Dancer
  • "It's too bad. I had the funniest story to tell at his trial."

    Jessica Blanch Architect
  • "I won't be shedding any tears. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for ethnic cleansing, I was just born without tear ducts."

    Phillip Gabriel Portrait Photographer
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