Smoke Alarms May Fail To Wake Children

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Smoke Alarms May Fail To Wake Children

Studies show that many children do not wake up for smoke alarms, a special concern over the holidays. What do you think?
  • "Kids are so spoiled. In my day, if we ignored the fire alarm, we burned to death!"

    Ted Hart
    Gift Wrapper
  • "My wife and I believe it's more dependable to stand on the lawn and scream 'My baby is still up there!'"

    Andy Toomin
    Carpet Layer
  • "That reminds me. I think the batteries for that thing are in the flashlight right now."

    Sally Carmichael
    Genealogist
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