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Smoking Rates Down

A report from the Centers for Disease Control showed that fewer Americans are smoking, and that those who do smoke are smoking less. What do you think?

  • “Then doesn’t the law of supply and demand say I shouldn’t still be paying $7 for a goddamn pack of Camels?”

    Craig Mott Ticketer
  • "Now that you mention it, I have been receiving fewer invitations to cigarette parties."

    Randy Cribbins Lubrication-Machine Tender
  • "This seems pretty selfish of the ladies. How are we going to find the next husky-voiced temptress of stage and screen if we don’t have a robust pool to choose from?"

    Caitlin Duncan Unemployed

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