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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.
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Snacking May Help Minimize Spousal Conflict

In a new study, researchers found that having a quick snack to raise blood sugar made subjects less “hangry,” a combination of “hungry” and “angry,” which means snacking may help diminish disputes with one’s spouse. What do you think?

  • “But most of our fights are about who ate all the snacks.”

    Sean Kubler Tour Guide Interpreter
  • “That’s why I try to throw Bugles into her mouth when I think she’s about to yell at me.”

    Alex Berfield Head Start Director
  • “I think I read this earlier in the Journal Of Snickers Commercials.”

    Danielle Tarantini WAN Administrator

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