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Snoop Dogg Writes Song For Prince William

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Snoop Dogg Writes Song For Prince William

Rapper Calvin "Snoop Dogg" Broadus has dedicated his new single "Wet" to the occasion of Prince William's bachelor party. What do you think?

  • "Nothing can compare with the Pointer Sisters dedicating 'Slow Hand' to Prince Charles' bachelor party in 1981."

    Frank Amar Systems Analyst
  • "So what? Kate Middleton's bachelorette party is going to feature penis straws. Girls rule!"

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  • "That's a pretty good way to become friends with a prince."

    Israel Johnson Ticket Taker

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