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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.

What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Returns To Off-Season Lifeguarding Job

ALEXANDRIA, VA—Saying she hadn’t missed a summer since she was on the U.S. Court of Appeals, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said Tuesday that she had once again returned to her off-season lifeguarding job at Splash Central waterpark.

President’s American Manufacturing Council Down To CEO Of Shoe Carnival

WASHINGTON—Following a series of resignations from prominent CEOs amid the fallout from President Trump’s handling of white-nationalist violence in Charlottesville, VA, White House sources confirmed Tuesday that Trump’s American Manufacturing Council is now down to a single member, Clifton Sifford, CEO and president of Shoe Carnival.
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Snow Moves To CNN

Former Fox News personality and White House press secretary Tony Snow will join CNN as a political contributor. What do you think?
  • "At last, the cable news networks are catching on. When you hire glamorous celebrities that young people love, more people will start watching the news."

    Nancy Kramer Systems Analyst
  • "That makes a total of two networks I won't be seeing Tony Snow on."

    Mike Magnuson Food Vendor
  • "That's good, because I've been wondering if Tony Snow has some additional opinions he was unable to express as a correspondent on Fox News and as White House press secretary."

    Chris Licht Crane Operator

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