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Snow Moves To CNN

Former Fox News personality and White House press secretary Tony Snow will join CNN as a political contributor. What do you think?
  • "At last, the cable news networks are catching on. When you hire glamorous celebrities that young people love, more people will start watching the news."

    Nancy Kramer
    Systems Analyst
  • "That makes a total of two networks I won't be seeing Tony Snow on."

    Mike Magnuson
    Food Vendor
  • "That's good, because I've been wondering if Tony Snow has some additional opinions he was unable to express as a correspondent on Fox News and as White House press secretary."

    Chris Licht
    Crane Operator
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