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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Snowden: NSA Agents Pass Around Nude Photos

In an interview with The Guardian, NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden revealed that some U.S. intelligence agents routinely pass around nude photos and other “sexually compromised” images they discover while spying on targets. What do you think?

  • “Those agents have a lot of nerve doing exactly the same thing I would do.”

    Frank Gilford Souvenir Collector
  • “Not having our naked bodies leered at by government employees is simply a luxury we can’t afford in a post-9/11 world.”

    Roberta Conley Tip Jar Emptier
  • “Well, if you’re not doing anything naked, then you have nothing to worry about.”

    Michael Hodge Shoe Sole Patcher
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