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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Snowden: NSA Agents Pass Around Nude Photos

In an interview with The Guardian, NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden revealed that some U.S. intelligence agents routinely pass around nude photos and other “sexually compromised” images they discover while spying on targets. What do you think?

  • “Those agents have a lot of nerve doing exactly the same thing I would do.”

    Frank Gilford Souvenir Collector
  • “Not having our naked bodies leered at by government employees is simply a luxury we can’t afford in a post-9/11 world.”

    Roberta Conley Tip Jar Emptier
  • “Well, if you’re not doing anything naked, then you have nothing to worry about.”

    Michael Hodge Shoe Sole Patcher

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