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How Amazon Plans To Expand

After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of Seattle. Here are Amazon’s plans for continued growth.

Report: Americans Now Get 44% Of Their Exercise From Licking

WASHINGTON—Saying the practice accounted for a sizable portion of the nation’s physical activity on any given day, a new report published Tuesday by researchers at the National Institutes of Health revealed that Americans currently get 44 percent of their exercise from licking things.

‘Lost Dog’ Poster Really Tooting Dog’s Horn

BROOKLYN, NY—Claiming the flyer could really stand to tone it down a little, sources said a lost dog poster that began appearing in Brooklyn’s Fort Greene neighborhood Tuesday was really tooting the dog’s horn.
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Social Media ‘Ice Bucket Challenge’ Raises Millions For Lou Gehrig’s Disease

Foundations supporting research for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, also known as Lou Gehrig’s disease, have received millions of dollars in donations thanks to a viral campaign called the “Ice Bucket Challenge,” in which participants post videos of themselves pouring buckets of ice water on their heads and challenging friends to do the same within 24 hours or else donate money. What do you think?

  • “I wish every time someone asked me to donate money I could just dump water on my head to get out of it.”

    Scott Bregman Aisle Checker
  • “So everyone’s having fun, but what about those suffering from the disease? Why isn’t anyone dumping water on their heads?”

    Malorie Egan Silverware Appraiser
  • “I just wish Lou Gehrig was alive to see and be utterly confused by this.”

    Henry Wortel Clay Sculptor

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