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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Source Of Mysterious Space Radio Signals Found

Scientists have determined that a unique series of radio wave bursts detected since 2007 are coming from a dwarf galaxy 3 billion light years away, though the waves are not likely to signal alien activity. What do you think?

  • “Tell them to knock it off!”

    Dean Berry Unemployed
  • Just to be safe, we should probably blast some radio signals toward them containing Q104.3’s Two For Tuesday lineup as a peace offering.”

    Karl McCluskey Resource Funneler
  • “It’s humbling to learn that nothing is happening billions of light years away.”

    Krista Moreland Wiring Expert

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