South Carolina Senate Candidate Refuses To Drop Out

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South Carolina Senate Candidate Refuses To Drop Out

Democratic candidate Alvin Greene is refusing to drop out of the South Carolina’s U.S. Senate race despite having been charged with a felony for showing a college student pornographic materials. What do you think?

  • "This Alvin Greene thing is weird. Since when does South Carolina have Democrats?"

    Horace Mendez
    Wheel Cutter
  • "Say what you will about the man's competence as a politician. He sure knows what the ladies like."

    Tara Axenrot
    Unemployed
  • "I don't care what he does, I'm voting for the guy named Al Green."

    Paul Wiberg
    Tack Puller
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