Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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South Carolina Senate Candidate Refuses To Drop Out

Democratic candidate Alvin Greene is refusing to drop out of the South Carolina’s U.S. Senate race despite having been charged with a felony for showing a college student pornographic materials. What do you think?

  • "This Alvin Greene thing is weird. Since when does South Carolina have Democrats?"

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  • "Say what you will about the man's competence as a politician. He sure knows what the ladies like."

    Tara Axenrot Unemployed
  • "I don't care what he does, I'm voting for the guy named Al Green."

    Paul Wiberg Tack Puller

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