Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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South Carolina Senate Candidate Refuses To Drop Out

Democratic candidate Alvin Greene is refusing to drop out of the South Carolina’s U.S. Senate race despite having been charged with a felony for showing a college student pornographic materials. What do you think?

  • "This Alvin Greene thing is weird. Since when does South Carolina have Democrats?"

    Horace Mendez Wheel Cutter
  • "Say what you will about the man's competence as a politician. He sure knows what the ladies like."

    Tara Axenrot Unemployed
  • "I don't care what he does, I'm voting for the guy named Al Green."

    Paul Wiberg Tack Puller

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