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South Dakota Abortion Ban

South Dakota is poised to enact an abortion ban that would include cases of rape or incest. What do you think?
  • "This shouldn't have much effect on the lives of South Dakotans. Based on the population figures, it's clear that they are terrible reproducers."

    Jonathan Harford
    Systems Analyst
  • “Who knew a move to North Dakota would ever look like an attractive option?”

    Ellie Kemper
    Prosecutor
  • “Slow down, South Dakota. Alito and Roberts were given lifetime appointments. What's the rush?”

    Dave T. Koenig
    Gardener
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