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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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South Dakota Abortion Ban

South Dakota is poised to enact an abortion ban that would include cases of rape or incest. What do you think?
  • "This shouldn't have much effect on the lives of South Dakotans. Based on the population figures, it's clear that they are terrible reproducers."

    Jonathan Harford Systems Analyst
  • “Who knew a move to North Dakota would ever look like an attractive option?”

    Ellie Kemper Prosecutor
  • “Slow down, South Dakota. Alito and Roberts were given lifetime appointments. What's the rush?”

    Dave T. Koenig Gardener

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