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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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South Dakota Enacts 3-Day Abortion Waiting Period

A new South Dakota law requires women to wait three days and attend counseling before having an abortion. What do you think?

  • "It's not as bad as it sounds. You can easily sidestep the three-day waiting period by just going to an abortion show."

    Will Pozner Cadmium Burner
  • "This is a great victory for us conservatives, who recognize that government intrusion is 100 percent necessary in this case and in absolutely no others."

    Dan Kreisinger Columnist
  • "It's good to have a cooling-off period while you consider other, more affordable options."

    Liz Sackin Truck Safety Inspector

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