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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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South Dakota Enacts 3-Day Abortion Waiting Period

A new South Dakota law requires women to wait three days and attend counseling before having an abortion. What do you think?

  • "It's not as bad as it sounds. You can easily sidestep the three-day waiting period by just going to an abortion show."

    Will Pozner Cadmium Burner
  • "This is a great victory for us conservatives, who recognize that government intrusion is 100 percent necessary in this case and in absolutely no others."

    Dan Kreisinger Columnist
  • "It's good to have a cooling-off period while you consider other, more affordable options."

    Liz Sackin Truck Safety Inspector

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