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South Park vs. Scientology

Following the departure of Isaac Hayes last week, Comedy Central pulled an episode of South Park that lampooned Tom Cruise and Scientology. What do you think?
  • "Leave the Scientologists alone, already. Don't they have enough to worry about, what with the tyranny of the galactic God Xenu and his evil body thetans?"

    Stephen Grossman
    Epidemiologist
  • "Comedy Central has already insulted Scientology with its glib representations of battling robots."

    Brianna Hodges
    Industrial Engineer
  • "I'm with Isaac Hayes. Shows about testicles, talking feces, and starving Africans are one thing, but discussing Scientology is offensive."

    Jeremy Marshka
    Mathematician
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