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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.
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Space Station Supply Rocket Crashes

A Russian rocket carrying nearly 3 tons of supplies for the International Space Station crashed five minutes after takeoff, an accident expected to delay the return of astronauts to Earth. What do you think?

  • “Why are they looking to us Earthlings to save them? They’re the ones who left.”

    Kate Jameson Systems Analyst
  • "See, I would have launched the snacks and clothes in an initial light rocket, in order to make room in the second rocket for the heavy space couches."

    Carl Leeson Unemployed
  • "So, you’re saying there’s a chance they’ll resort to space cannibalism? And they have webcams up there, right?"

    Arthur Tamm Gluer

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