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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Spam A Global Warming Issue

According to security technology company McAfee, the amount of energy used to produce, send, and filter spam each year creates as much greenhouse gas as 3.1 million cars. What do you think?
  • "It's a small price to pay. I like that someone, somewhere, is interested in me."

    Amy Oliver Data Base Administrator
  • “That's terrible. I’m going to unsubscribe from spam immediately."

    Bob Dolak Systems Analyst
  • "I guess now would be a bad time to admit that I check my e-mail while doing doughnuts in a Hummer."

    Travis Laskaris Activities Director

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