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Spam Sales On The Rise

Sales of Spam, the Hormel canned-ham product, have increased 11 percent in the first quarter of this year. What do you think?
  • "Spam is still a bit too pricey. I'm going to have to settle on Spologna."

    Julie Porter Receptionist
  • "It never left my table."

    Max Emmerson Systems Analyst
  • "Somebody should make a movie about this."

    Don Hazeltine Camp Counselor

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