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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Spam Sales On The Rise

Sales of Spam, the Hormel canned-ham product, have increased 11 percent in the first quarter of this year. What do you think?
  • "Spam is still a bit too pricey. I'm going to have to settle on Spologna."

    Julie Porter Receptionist
  • "It never left my table."

    Max Emmerson Systems Analyst
  • "Somebody should make a movie about this."

    Don Hazeltine Camp Counselor

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