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Vol 44 Issue 23

Clinton Suspends Campaign

While keeping her delegates, Hillary Clinton has suspended her campaign to be the Democratic nominee, leaving Barack Obama the party's presumptive...

Terrible Idea Committed To Paper

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Ed McMahon May Lose House

After falling behind in payments, former Tonight Show sidekick Ed McMahon is in danger of losing his $6.25 million home. What do you think?
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Spam Sales On The Rise

Sales of Spam, the Hormel canned-ham product, have increased 11 percent in the first quarter of this year. What do you think?
  • "Spam is still a bit too pricey. I'm going to have to settle on Spologna."

    Julie Porter
    Receptionist
  • "It never left my table."

    Max Emmerson
    Systems Analyst
  • "Somebody should make a movie about this."

    Don Hazeltine
    Camp Counselor
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