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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Spanish Princess Charged With Corruption

Princess Christina Of Spain will face charges of corruption stemming from an investigation into her husband, a former Olympic handball player, who allegedly overcharged local governments for organizing sporting events. What do you think?

  • “What did she expect marrying a handball player?”

    Jackie Winslow Systems Analyst
  • “Hey, if I were an Olympian married to a Spanish princess I’d want more too.”

    Kevin Steuer Translator
  • “I may not know much about the Spanish monarchy system, but I do know this: that thing you just told me about the princess getting arrested.”

    Gary Schiff Dictionary Editor
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