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Spanish Princess Charged With Corruption

Princess Christina Of Spain will face charges of corruption stemming from an investigation into her husband, a former Olympic handball player, who allegedly overcharged local governments for organizing sporting events. What do you think?

  • “What did she expect marrying a handball player?”

    Jackie Winslow Systems Analyst
  • “Hey, if I were an Olympian married to a Spanish princess I’d want more too.”

    Kevin Steuer Translator
  • “I may not know much about the Spanish monarchy system, but I do know this: that thing you just told me about the princess getting arrested.”

    Gary Schiff Dictionary Editor


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