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Spider Invasion Leads To Mazda Recall

Japanese automaker Mazda announced this week that it’s recalling 52,000 cars that may have been invaded by the yellow sac spider, a species that’s attracted to gasoline and weaves webs inside gas tanks. What do you think?

  • “It’s a small trade-off for being able to drive a Mazda.”

    Kevin Gallant
    Furnace Inspector
  • “That’s why I’ll always take a good, honest American car filled with good, honest American spiders.”

    Megan Liuzzo
    Camera Lens Cleaner
  • “It’s nice to have company on long drives.”

    Jeremy Friar
    Repair Technician

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