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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Spike Lee Tweets Wrong George Zimmerman's Address

After a Twitter user posted the wrong address for Treyvon Martin’s killer, filmmaker Spike Lee unwittingly retweeted the error, which led to an elderly couple in Florida receiving death threats and having to flee their home. What do you think?

  • "I really hope this doesn't sour people on Twitter-based mob justice."

    Tanya Schwartz Systems Analyst
  • "See, this is exactly why I don't discover how to use tweeting."

    Stephen Elfman Sand-Mill Grinder
  • “I got him back—just tweeted Spike Jonze’s address.”

    Kevin Rose Open-Pit Quarry Supervisor

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