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Rural Working-Class Archbishops Come Out In Droves To Welcome Trump To Vatican

VATICAN CITY—Arriving in their dusty pickup trucks from as far away as the dioceses of Oria and Locri-Gerace to express their support for a leader who they say embodies their interests and defends their way of life, droves of rural working-class archbishops reportedly poured into St. Peter’s Square today to greet U.S. president Donald Trump during his visit to the Vatican.

Trump: ‘I Am A Very Stupid Human Being’

WASHINGTON—Responding to a damning ‘Washington Post’ report alleging he had shared highly classified information with Russian officials, President Donald Trump addressed the concerns of the press, his fellow government officials, and the public at large Tuesday by announcing that he was an incredibly stupid human being.

Escalating Tensions Lead Trump To Shake Up Inner Circle Of TV Programs

WASHINGTON—Saying the decision arose out of the necessity to weed out certain key members whose values no longer aligned with the president’s, White House spokesman Sean Spicer told reporters Thursday that escalating tensions have led President Trump to shake up his inner circle of television programs.
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Spitzer Not Charged

Disgraced former New York governor Eliot Spitzer will not be charged for his role in a recent prostitution scandal that brought down his administration. What do you think?
  • "I'm worried this sends a message that anyone could do what he did and get away with just a few weeks of mass-media vilification and the total collapse of one's career."

    Dick Mancowicz Miner
  • "What? Those lame district attorneys. If Eliot Spitzer had been prosecuting himself he'd have thrown his ass in jail months ago."

    Emily Westley Spanish Teacher
  • "I'm sure he'll make it up to all of New York's citizens somehow. Perhaps by having sex with them."

    Phil Sabin Systems Analyst

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