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Spitzer Not Charged

Disgraced former New York governor Eliot Spitzer will not be charged for his role in a recent prostitution scandal that brought down his administration. What do you think?
  • "I'm worried this sends a message that anyone could do what he did and get away with just a few weeks of mass-media vilification and the total collapse of one's career."

    Dick Mancowicz
    Miner
  • "What? Those lame district attorneys. If Eliot Spitzer had been prosecuting himself he'd have thrown his ass in jail months ago."

    Emily Westley
    Spanish Teacher
  • "I'm sure he'll make it up to all of New York's citizens somehow. Perhaps by having sex with them."

    Phil Sabin
    Systems Analyst
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