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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Returns To Off-Season Lifeguarding Job

ALEXANDRIA, VA—Saying she hadn’t missed a summer since she was on the U.S. Court of Appeals, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said Tuesday that she had once again returned to her off-season lifeguarding job at Splash Central waterpark.

President’s American Manufacturing Council Down To CEO Of Shoe Carnival

WASHINGTON—Following a series of resignations from prominent CEOs amid the fallout from President Trump’s handling of white-nationalist violence in Charlottesville, VA, White House sources confirmed Tuesday that Trump’s American Manufacturing Council is now down to a single member, Clifton Sifford, CEO and president of Shoe Carnival.

Contents Of The Voyager Golden Record

Forty years ago this week, NASA launched Voyager 2, which carries a gold-plated record featuring pictures and sounds from Earth as well as scientific information, all of which was carefully compiled in anticipation of a possible extraterrestrial encounter. Here are the contents of the record:
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Sponsors Drop Trump-Referencing ‘Julius Caesar’

Multiple sponsors have dropped their support for the Shakespeare in the Park production of “Julius Caesar,” which depicts Caesar as a Trump-like businessman. What do you think?

  • “People need to learn there are consequences when you subject the president to vague allegorical criticism.”

    Kimberly Rhodus Tire Gouger
  • “Honestly, it’s hard not to see Trump in the figure of one of history’s greatest statesmen and Latin prose stylists.”

    Evan Buhler Beam Straightener
  • “That part about judgment having fled to brutish beasts was a real low blow.”

    Tim Kantor Bench Sanitizer

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