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Sports Drink Company Putting First Advertisement On Moon

Japanese pharmaceutical company Otsuka has announced plans to put their sports drink Pocari Sweat on the moon in a specially equipped container bearing their logo, which, if successful, would be the first time a commercial product has been flown to the moon for marketing purposes. What do you think?

  • “Good. I’m sick of seeing ‘Your Ad Here’ every time I look up at the night sky.”

    Keith Jaczko
    Market Analyst
  • “I didn’t think I could possibly be any more excited to drink something called Sweat, but here we are.”

    Stephanie Bregman
    Farmers Market Planner
  • “What an exciting new chapter in human shamelessness.”

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