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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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‘Spotlight’ Wins Best Picture

The highest honor of the 88th Academy Awards went to Spotlight, a film based on the true story of Boston reporters who uncover the Catholic Church’s systemic child abuse. What do you think?

  • “I hope ‘Bridge of Spies’ wins next year!”

    Larry Dumphy Tea Steeper
  • “Great. Now a whole generation of kids will grow up with the quixotic dream of becoming Boston Globe reporters.”

    Grace Pidwolt Manners Consultant
  • “Everyone who worked on those other movies must feel so dumb for wasting their time.”

    Norm Selig Obstacle Eliminator

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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.

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