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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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Stagehand Strike Shutters Broadway

Stagehands for Broadway plays are on strike, causing many performances to cancel. What do you think?
  • "Finally, an excuse to force my children to learn all the parts to Les Miserables."

    Stu Bailey Septic Tank Pumper
  • "You're asking me about Broadway shows? What are you getting at? I'll punch you in the face, dude, I swear. Back off."

    Eli Kovacs Stylist
  • "That's a pretty weird tactic. Why not just drop a beam on an actor while he's performing? Someone should have thought a little harder about this."

    Raissa Spees Tennis Pro

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