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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

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RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Stagehand Strike Shutters Broadway

Stagehands for Broadway plays are on strike, causing many performances to cancel. What do you think?
  • "Finally, an excuse to force my children to learn all the parts to Les Miserables."

    Stu Bailey Septic Tank Pumper
  • "You're asking me about Broadway shows? What are you getting at? I'll punch you in the face, dude, I swear. Back off."

    Eli Kovacs Stylist
  • "That's a pretty weird tactic. Why not just drop a beam on an actor while he's performing? Someone should have thought a little harder about this."

    Raissa Spees Tennis Pro

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