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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.

Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Standing Meetings Can Increase Productivity

A new study has found that employees have more productive group meetings when they stand, suggesting that companies should adopt furniture designs and layouts that discourage sitting. What do you think?

  • “Next thing you know, they'll say ‘listening’ and ‘writing things down’ will increase productivity too.”

    Britni Pierce Cue Card Holder
  • “Did we really spend 10,000 years building a civilization where we get to sit all the time just to give that up?”

    Jesse Kagan Farmers Market Planner
  • “I don't know about that, but it does sound better than ‘we don't have enough chairs.’”

    Shane Carmichael Sales Analyst
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