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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Starbucks Debuts ‘Unicorn Frappuccino’

Capitalizing on the internet trend of brightly colored “unicorn food” amidst lagging sales, Starbucks has debuted a “Unicorn Frappuccino” with colorful layers and whipped cream with a dusting of sparkly sugars. What do you think?

  • “I was just looking for a colorful new way of making my barista’s job harder!”

    Ward Johnson Sofa Marketer
  • “Hopefully this product is a hit, as some executive’s job is clearly riding on it.”

    Maude Richards Acid Bottler
  • “I’m willing to cut some pink dust and blue drizzle out of other areas of my diet to make room for this.”

    Hal Burnett Menu Approver

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