Capitalizing on the internet trend of brightly colored “unicorn food” amidst lagging sales, Starbucks has debuted a “Unicorn Frappuccino” with colorful layers and whipped cream with a dusting of sparkly sugars. What do you think?
“I was just looking for a colorful new way of making my barista’s job harder!”Ward Johnson Sofa Marketer
“Hopefully this product is a hit, as some executive’s job is clearly riding on it.”Maude Richards Acid Bottler
“I’m willing to cut some pink dust and blue drizzle out of other areas of my diet to make room for this.”Hal Burnett Menu Approver