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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Starbucks Ending Alcohol Service

After six years of attempting to grow their beer, wine, and small plates service into a popular after-work destination, Starbucks has announced the end of its Evenings program nationwide. What do you think?

  • “Starbucks will hardly be the first place that’s refused to serve me alcohol.”

    Gordon Howell Systems Analyst
  • “Just when the term ‘bartenderista’ was getting big!”

    Lena Mayhew Chipmunk Tamer
  • “Hopefully they’ll still keep a little rum next to the sugar and cream for morning commuters.”

    Robby Hacker Lumber Dealer

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