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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Starbucks Ending Alcohol Service

After six years of attempting to grow their beer, wine, and small plates service into a popular after-work destination, Starbucks has announced the end of its Evenings program nationwide. What do you think?

  • “Starbucks will hardly be the first place that’s refused to serve me alcohol.”

    Gordon Howell Systems Analyst
  • “Just when the term ‘bartenderista’ was getting big!”

    Lena Mayhew Chipmunk Tamer
  • “Hopefully they’ll still keep a little rum next to the sugar and cream for morning commuters.”

    Robby Hacker Lumber Dealer

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