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Starbucks Introduces 31-Ounce Cup

On Tuesday, Starbucks introduced its largest-ever drink size, a 31-ounce cup for iced beverages called the Trenta. What do you think?

  • "So decadent. All that ice."

    Dawn Jones
    Warehouse Manager
  • "Finally. I don't know how they thought we were supposed to wash down their 5-pound, giantasco-sized scones."

    Corey Letts
    Systems Analyst
  • "Is it me, or do people just not have to pee like they used to?"

    Joe Donovan
    Unemployed