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Starbucks Opens First Teahouse, Plans 1,000 More

Starbucks opened a teahouse in Manhattan that serves a variety of teas and food items, the first of what it hopes will be 1,000 such stores across the United States. What do you think?

  • “Where do they get all this money?”

    Reinhart Brinkmann
    Braille Transcriber
  • “I’m doubtful, but I hope this works out for them. Love those Starbucks guys.”

    Melinda Newquist
    Filter Cleaner
  • “I can’t wait to refuse to eat there because it’s so corporate.”

    Kenny Knipp
    Unemployed

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