adBlockCheck

Recent News

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
End Of Section
  • More News

Starbucks Opens First Teahouse, Plans 1,000 More

Starbucks opened a teahouse in Manhattan that serves a variety of teas and food items, the first of what it hopes will be 1,000 such stores across the United States. What do you think?

  • “Where do they get all this money?”

    Reinhart Brinkmann Braille Transcriber
  • “I’m doubtful, but I hope this works out for them. Love those Starbucks guys.”

    Melinda Newquist Filter Cleaner
  • “I can’t wait to refuse to eat there because it’s so corporate.”

    Kenny Knipp Unemployed
More Videos

WATCH VIDEO FROM THE ONION

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close
settings