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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Starbucks To Sell Handcrafted Sodas

Following recent moves to add more lunch offerings, Starbucks has announced that it will soon begin offering individually crafted, made-to-order sodas from the beverage brand Fizzio, which will come in the flavors Spiced Root Beer, Golden Ginger Ale, and Lemon Ale. What do you think?

  • “Finally, there’s somewhere to get a decent lemon ale.”

    Cassidy Logan Board Game Designer
  • “I don’t need to hear the particulars. Just get the sugar in my body.”

    Evan Finch Construction Supervisor
  • “They couldn’t have thrown the word ‘vintage’ in there somewhere?”

    Andrew Marcus Marketing Assistant

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