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Strongside/Weakside: Jurgen Klinsmann

Despite leading the U.S. men’s national team through the so-called “Group of Death” in the 2014 World Cup, Jurgen Klinsmann has come under heavy criticism this week after his side finished fourth in the 2015 Gold Cup. Is he any good?

How Apple Plans To Rebound From Apple Watch Flop

With sales of the Apple Watch reportedly down 90 percent since its initial release, Apple is suffering in the wearables market and faces a lack of enthusiasm about its latest product. Here are some ways Apple can improve the watch and prevent the company from falling into a slump:
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State Of The Union

President Bush delivered his fifth State Of The Union address last night, promising affordable health care and criticizing Americans for being addicted to oil. What do you think?
  • "I was glad to hear about the American Competitiveness Initiative, which will strengthen our children's future by doubling the nation's dodgeball budget."

    Heidi Wolf
    Quality-Control Agent
  • "They were brave to invite Iraq war vets like Rex the dog, especially given his anti-war stance."

    Stuart Rossmiller
    Bellman
  • "What's all this about alternative energy and encouraging creativity? I voted for an oil man, not Jimmy Carter!"

    Ken Thiele
    Aeronautical Engineer