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  • Child Visiting Ellis Island Sees Where Grandparents Once Toured

    ELLIS ISLAND, NY—Pausing to imagine the throngs of people who must have arrived with them that day back in 1994, 12-year-old Max Bertrand reportedly spent his visit to Ellis Island this afternoon walking around the same immigrant station his grandparents once toured.

State Of The Union Address

President Bush delivered his last State Of The Union Address last night. What do you think?
  • "He's right. No one can deny the results of No Child Left Behind, because thanks to the program, no one has any basic reasoning skills."

    Adam Leatham
    Crossing Guard
  • "It was a great speech, but my only problem was that President Bush failed to address why our government is doing such a shitty job."

    Karen Blaney
    Lab Tech
  • "I wish there were a way to find out what's happening in this country more than once a year."

    Ed Helal
    Food Vendor
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