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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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State Of The Union Address

President Bush delivered his last State Of The Union Address last night. What do you think?
  • "He's right. No one can deny the results of No Child Left Behind, because thanks to the program, no one has any basic reasoning skills."

    Adam Leatham Crossing Guard
  • "It was a great speech, but my only problem was that President Bush failed to address why our government is doing such a shitty job."

    Karen Blaney Lab Tech
  • "I wish there were a way to find out what's happening in this country more than once a year."

    Ed Helal Food Vendor

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