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  • The Onion’s Guide To Gym Etiquette

    Every new year brings a surge in gym membership from new members nicknamed “resolutionists,” many of whom may be unaware that there are unspoken rules everyone must observe when working out.

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State Of The Union Address

President Bush delivered his last State Of The Union Address last night. What do you think?
  • "He's right. No one can deny the results of No Child Left Behind, because thanks to the program, no one has any basic reasoning skills."

    Adam Leatham
    Crossing Guard
  • "It was a great speech, but my only problem was that President Bush failed to address why our government is doing such a shitty job."

    Karen Blaney
    Lab Tech
  • "I wish there were a way to find out what's happening in this country more than once a year."

    Ed Helal
    Food Vendor
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